Today at lunch the following occurred (translated from the
Danish for your benefit):
The DB and the Spawn were sharing a little juice box with
their lunch. Spawn reaches for the
box.
DB: Here, let me help you with that.
Spawn: NO! I
can myself! *picks up box and drinks from
the straw* See?!
*slurp slurp slurp*
DB: Can I have some?
Spawn: NO! *slurp*
It’s empty.
DB: Empty?!
Spawn: *slurp slurp
slurp* Yes. *slurp slurp slurp*
DB: You cheat!
There’s more in the box!
You are drinking it right now!
Spawn: NooOoo.
*slurp slurp slurp* Empty. *slurp slurp slurp*
Her poker face was impeccable. There was just the problem of the overwhelming evidence to
the contrary of what she was saying.
*slurp slurp slurp*
